This, is my Quote Database. It's written by myself, for myself, using such wonderful tools as PHP, MySQL and VIm. The content of the database comprise mainly of english and norwegian quotes from IRC, Movies and real-life experiences and have previously been part of my now dead humorpage tlf.cx

"So", you may say, Yet Another Quote Database. Sure, so it may seem, but this one is for me, by me. The content have never been there to amuse anyone but me, and if you do not like it, you may promptly head for greener pastures. Anyways, on with the show. I will probably implement a search-function when I bother, for now the DB displays a random quote every time you hit the reload button in your browser. Fancy stuff huh? :p

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. -- Captain Jack Sparrow Thu Jul 3 21:00:00 CEST 2003

This Database currently allows you to search or get random quotes.

The NHQDB is © 1999-2006 by Anders Kringstad Hanssen.